In September 2011 I placed my 17 week old fetus on the Foreign Service Institute Child Care Center waitlist. Yeah, you read that right. Only a handful of people even knew I was pregnant – my sister, my aunt, a few friends, my doctor, my A-100 coordinators, two other pregnant FSOs in my A-100 class, my Career Development Officer…it was an interesting time. So as weird as it was it also sort of made sense to find myself filling out a child care form for my yet-unknown-gender Baby C.
Arranging child care in America is hard. If you do not have a child or know someone with a child or have never seen a news story on this topic, then crawl out from under your rock and Google it. Finding child care in the Washington, DC area is notoriously difficult. Summer is especially hard as kids are out of school. Try finding short term child care in the Northern Virginia area in the summer as a single parent while living half a world away… It is like buying a book of Sudoku puzzles and skipping right to the Expert Samurai level at the back of the book.
I never got off the waitlist once the Belly Moocher, as I lovingly called my fetus before she made her debut. When I signed up we were number 17 on the waitlist, when I checked in December, at 31 weeks, I felt hopeful when I saw were were number 5. That is until they told me there was no chance that would change; the next openings were in May, several months after my due date. Other places in the area wanted non-refundable deposits of between $100 and $250 to place my unborn child on their waitlists. Just to be on a waitlist, no guarantee. These same ones also wanted to schedule meet and greets and I wondered how that worked for kids still in the womb.
Perhaps unsurprisingly I had other things going on in my life besides trying to find a child care provider. I had a job (learning Spanish for my upcoming assignment). I had homework. I had friends. I met up with my family. I was pregnant. Yet the child care problem hung over me until I could find a solution. My mother started to talk about retiring. I mentioned I might have a little something for her transition. I lucked out.
Fast forward two years later. It is January. I am preparing for my departure from Mexico six months later and training at FSI to begin nine months later. Once again I am put on the waitlist for FSI. I am not particularly hopeful. I call FOUR additional child care centers in the vicinity of the housing unit I am likely to be placed. ALL of them tell me that unfortunately they have no space. Nine months before I even arrive they all already know there will be no space in their two-year-old class. I opt to move further out and deal with a 50-minute one way commute so I can put my daughter in a place that has space and again, luckily, near my parents.
So once again I recently found myself returning to FSI for seven weeks of training. The first three and last three will be at the Foreign Service Institute in Arlington, Virginia but the fourth week will be in West Virginia. I start looking online for in-hotel babysitting services or a company that will send sitters to hotels in that city in West Virginia. Nothing. After days of this I reach out to my sister and she agrees to have my daughter over for an extended play date/sleep over with her kids for five days and five nights. Right after returning home from her ten year anniversary trip in Jamaica. I lucked out. My sister and brother in law are saints. I felt so relieved having found a solution for what I thought was the hardest part. I was wrong. Once again in January I began making the dreaded calls and emails. But third time is supposed to be the charm, right?
I call the first place. It is located only 5 minutes walk from where we will live. The website is great. They receive high ratings. Sounds amazing! I call and am told right off the bat they have space. I am over the moon! Wow, right out of the gate. I tell them I will hand over my left kidney if I can receive the registration papers now. They say ok. But then I ask how much it costs per week. They tell me they do not have a weekly rate but the monthly tuition is $1770. That works out to be $442.50 a week. For two weeks my daughter will not even be there. Not loving it.
I call the second place. It is also within walking distance, maybe 15 minutes. I talk to a very nice gentleman for 20 minutes. There may be space but they are reserved first for Arlington County workers. I am asked to sign up for a waitlist, and I do (it’s FREE!) but I never hear from them again.
I call the third place. This place is cheaper than the first two ($385 a week) AND charges by the week. It is further away, but only two metro stops and a short walk or a quick drive. I have a really great conversation with one of the directors and am told they do have space and we can register soon. I am SO happy. It took a bit of research and I had to stay up a couple of nights to make the call (thirteen hours time difference – during daylight savings – folks!) but only the third call and I have found the place. Hooray.
I email them right away. The next day they respond. FYI, they casually mention, we are not actually enrolling any children after May 31 because we are moving locations soon and we do not yet know where. <sound of record playing stopping> Wait, what? I most certainly mentioned dates — first thing — the evening before. It was if I were being punked. Except I wasn’t.
Some friends suggested I sign my daughter up for summer camps. That sounded like a great idea. Except as it has been a long time since I have had the summer off from school and my daughter is not yet old enough, I do not really have a concept of summer. And it turned out the summer camps begin June 19. My training begins June 5.
So I call another place and they tell me their five-year-old class is currently full but the can take my name and contact me after Memorial Day. Right, after Memorial Day. May 29. My training begins June 5. That is not. going. to. work.
I call several more places and sign myself for the FSI child care center waitlist yet again. I also contact the WorkLife4You number — it is a resource and referral service for State Department families. They can assist with medical, financial, attorney referrals, school information, and even to help with finding child care centers with openings. Getting close to my wit’s end I call. The woman I speak with for about 30 minutes makes me feel like she really, really cares and she is going to do everything in her power to help. She tells me she will contact me in about two days with the information — however after a few days I instead received an email saying she was still working on a solution and it would take several more business days… Even the professionals were stumped.
After lots of thinking I decide to sign my daughter up for four weeks of summer camp with the before and after camp extended hours option. I found the spouse of a Foreign Service Officer who does occasional babysitting willing to watch my daughter for two whole weeks. The first week I would pay out of pocket and the second week I would utilize our five days of annual emergency back-up care (a State Department benefit), filing for reimbursement. So it would look like the following:
Week 1: At babysitter’s house (out of pocket)
Week 2: At babysitter’s house (for reimbursement)
Week 3: Summer camp 1 with extended hours
Week 4: My sister’s house
Week 5: Summer camp 2 with extended hours
Week 6: Summer camp 3 with extended hours
Week 7: Summer camp 3 (continued!) with extended hours
Sure it was complicated. Sure, I would have to keep reminding myself where I should be driving my daughter and picking her up. But I had found child care for all seven weeks!
Then I received an email from the FSI Child Care Center. My daughter was being offered a spot! I read it, and re-read it. It was like my kid just got into Harvard.
The email said I needed to call the next day, which given I live 12 hours in the future meant I needed to call that night. I could hardly wait. I was so excited. OK. Maybe I should dial it back. I wasn’t that excited. I totally have other things going on in my life. Really.
So I call. I am again informed my daughter has a spot. I say I want it, but I have a few questions. I was being offered a slot starting in May, two weeks before my training even begins. That seems off. I explain I would technically still be on Home Leave at the time but ask if I could still get a spot. And the pause came…. Um, wait, your training doesn’t begin in March? Um, no, it begins in June. Oh, I see….Hmmmm…..I must have written down your information incorrectly….let me see….could you hold…. And I held for what seemed an eternity. I felt my child care dreams slipping away. It was okay, I told myself, I had that other ten step plan ready for execution. No problem. She came back. Hello? This is Laura*, right? (*name changed to protect me from Laura*). Ummmmm…..no. Oh, I see…. Another pause. I wrung my hands. I could feel the “I’m sorry, but….” coming. I braced for it. And then, “well, I already offered you the space, so it is yours if you want it and send in the deposit. We will make it work.” (Sorry Laura*)
I will lose the camp deposit on all three camps and must pay for the week my daughter is at my sister’s. There are somewhere around 100 forms to fill out and turn in (Ok, maybe only seven….). No worries. We have a spot in the best place possible. My daughter and I can ride the shuttle to FSI together; I can visit at lunch. My DC child care trials appear to be resolved this year.* Next up: finding child care at the next post!
*Disclaimer: I knocked on wood, threw salt over my shoulder, crossed my fingers and my toes, and waited until I had the confirmation email of receipt of my deposit before posting.