More on my three-week trip to three Polynesian islands – I arrive at my final destination, Samoa, and proceed to…get nowhere fast. Another gentle reminder that in the South Pacific you cannot do anything but slow down, take your time, and smell the flowers.

Quite possibly the best part about American Samoa
I dislike arriving in a new country at night. There is the confusion associated with trying to find your way around a new place when the landmarks and signs are cloaked in dusk or darkness. There is also the very real possibility of being ripped off. In my experience it is far easier to be taken advantage of in a new place in the dark than when I arrive in the day. The banks, information booths, transport stations and the like are closed or running on far more limited schedules. I have more confidence I can thwart would-be advantage takers when the sun is shining. Whether it is truly the case or I have simply psyched myself up to believe this as truth I cannot say. But on this trip, I could hardly avoid arriving after dark. I suppose the Polynesian Islands are less frequently visited and therefore airlines can place those routes on the backburner, or rather on the less popular times. If you want to go to Fiji or Rarotonga or Samoa, you will have to be satisfied with arriving at 2 am or 12:30 am or 9 pm or simply not go at all.
Despite Rarotonga being such a small island with a small airport, the late night (or early morning, depending on your perspective) arrival was very pleasant. The terminal seemed to suddenly light up, a beacon to the weary travelers. The light joke regarding the single baggage claim area brightened everyone. The cheery ukulele music struck up as soon as the first person set foot in the terminal was welcoming. There was even a small board with traveler information – from resorts to backpacker – available to the late arrivals. And someone from the hostel was waiting for me in the arrival area to sweep me into a van and off to the hostel with no fuss and no worries.

This was long among my favorite pictures from Samoa
Not so arriving in American Samoa. At 9 PM in the evening there were plenty of people inhabiting the waiting chairs, and standing in check-in lines, but there was very little else to do. The vending machines were on, but no banks were open, no changing money facilities – not even an ATM that I could see – no restaurants, no tourist information booth, or even an information kiosk were available to the evening arriver. This to me only heightens the confusion and immediately sets the traveler ill at ease. There hadn’t been a shred of food available on the two-and-a-half-hour flight from Rarotonga; I was ravenous. There was no one to ask about a good hotel or hotel rates. I simply asked a security guard, and he told me the closest hotel was the Pago Pago Airport Hotel. As my greatest ambition in American Samoa was to find the quickest way out and on to Western Samoa, I thought closest would be best – even at US$85 a night. Though that may sound high, it is actually in the low range of accommodation costs in American Samoa. Welcome to America.
My brief stay in American Samoa seemed as typically American as one can imagine. I stayed in a relatively expensive hotel, watched CNN and Jay Leno and several other shows I cannot remember, I could not walk anywhere and thus had to be transported to the hotel in a taxi (in fact without a car you are pretty much stuck in American Samoa) and I had McDonald’s for dinner – the only restaurant still open when I found myself getting settled at the hotel at almost 11. The proprietor of the Pago Pago Airport Hotel was a large, friendly Samoan woman who drove me to McDs, and arranged for my taxi back to the airport the next day (and even paid for it) – but this was about as Samoan as the experience got.

Friendly Samoan cops
The next day I headed to the airport around 10:30 as the first flight to Apia in Western Samoa left at 11 am. I had no ticket. As there were no airport staff around except for one check-in agent, and a few other random people who flanked the agent whose role was unclear, the only way to find out information was to stand in line. This was the first time I have ever tried to check in to a flight on which I do not have a ticket. But I gather that although this might be odd for me, it is not too terribly unusual in Samoa. Quite a number of activities seem very flexible.
At the counter the agent told me to wait, someone would be along to help. The agent would be right back; there was another foreigner also waiting to do the same. And so, we waited. Some friendly Samoans hanging around the counter engaged me in conversation. A ticket agent arrived, told us to meet him in the Polynesian Air office, then immediately disappeared. It took myself and the other foreigner some 30 minutes to find the office. Tickets were sorted out; however, only outbound flights could be guaranteed; we would have to set the return in Apia the following day. At least I had a ticket to Apia for 1:45 PM.
Back in the line, my new Samoan friends said they would take care of my bags while another woman took me to the local Cost-u-less store for some lunch. One might think this an odd decision on my part. My bags were out of sight with perfect strangers while I drove away with another one. But really all they said they would do happened. My bags were untouched where I left them and the woman drove me to the store. Later, as I sat in the airport snack lounge (Cost-u-less was closed) the ticket agent asked for my ticket. He trotted off and had me checked in and my bag taken care of within five minutes. Samoan hospitality!

Downtown Apia
The hospitality did not end, but it turned out I was everyone’s new friend and thus needed to reciprocate. An airport security officer thrust an open can of Mountain Dew in my hand, telling me to deliver it to my friend. My “friend” being my new check-in helper and bag watcher I had only set eyes on an hour before. I found myself wandering around the airport gingerly carrying his open Mountain Dew in search of him. I must have looked terribly lost because another airport official approached me to ask me if I needed help. I explained what was surely a bizarre story about searching for the owner of the Mountain Dew, but the man did not blink an eye and joined me in my search. We found Mr. Mountain Dew at the immigration counter, where I handed over the can.
Now I had Mr. Customs to help me. Noting that I still need to pick-up an order at the snack bar, he tells me he can take my passport and complete all the immigration paperwork for me while I am in the restaurant. This seems one step too far on my trust-o-meter so I decline. He decides instead to join me at the restaurant. He sits at my table, orders a beer (despite being on duty), pays for my lunch, then takes my passport and completes my immigration departure forms. HE waits for me as I eat, accompanies me back to immigration, then stamps me through. There he tells me to wait, he will give me a letter to give to his friend in Apia. I can hardly believe this is happening. I look around, I am dying to share this bizarre situation with someone, but this must be completely normal in Samoa. He returns with a letter I am to give to Gary at Polynesian Airlines in Apia, then gives me his telephone number in case I ever need help again in American Samoa. Then he walked away, and I headed for the plane.
One would think this could not get stranger, but it does. As I sit down in my seat, 1A, the pilot suddenly turns around and says “T—-, your friend Brian told me to tell you not to forget the letter for Gary.” How did I get on a first name basis with the pilot and who the hell is Brian? Brian told me he was the Prime Minister of Anu’u. The pilot asks me if Brian explained how I was to know Gary when I saw him. I said no. The pilot tells me it won’t be a problem as Gary will most likely be the biggest guy I have ever seen. And off we go to Apia.

Sunset in Apia Harbor – worth it!
Landing in Apia some 40 minutes later, the pilot reminds me again to give the letter to Gary. After clearing immigration (which took all of about one minute) I find Gary quite easily. He is a short but extremely stout man, perhaps as wide around as he is tall. I say “Gary, I have a message for you,” and hand over the envelope. Gary shuttles me and the pilot to an office with combination locks on the door. I am told to sit in the chair by his desk. I feel I have done something wrong. He opens the letter, reads it, then barks at me “Who is this woman?” There is obviously a woman mentioned in the letter. I say “I don’t know.” The pilot asks me “Didn’t Brian tell you about this letter?” I say “No, I just met Brian 20 minutes before the flight.” They decide the letter has nothing to do with me and I am free to go. Welcome to Samoa.
Given all the work I put in just to arrive in country and settle in to the guesthouse, it is no wonder I spent the rest of the day doing very little. I went only on a short self-guided walk around Apia town, the country’s capital and main port. But I felt very accomplished and happy.

That night I joined the other hostellers in a trip to a local dance spot/bar. I was a wee bit reluctant to go (I am neither a drinker nor abar fly). They were all playing drinking games to prepare for going out. I read a book. But I decided I might as well go. While there, I started to feel a bit old. Though there were certainly all ages in the crowd, I would say most were in their early twenties, and most were very keen on drinking as much as they could. Still, the place was going to hold a dance contest, and I like dancing. I start dancing with Jay, another guy from the hostel. After the initial dancing was over, I was just standing by the side when the judge came up and asked me who my partner was. I pointed at Jay. The judge says, okay, you two are the final couple in the contest. Our mouths hung open. It turned out to be a contest of foreigners dancing to Cook Island music. Basically, we had to dance like Cook Islanders. We danced our little hearts out – I tried to remember anything from when I studied Polynesian dance as a child. We came away as runners up, winning a case of vodka drinks. Ha! Just what a teetotaler who rarely goes to bars wants – Jay was pretty happy though. I felt pretty impressed with myself. I trekked for four hours AND danced away in a manic Cook Islands dance contest in the evening (along with two hours more of dancing) – maybe I was not that old after all?




On Sunday morning I attended church at the Cook Islands Christian Church (CICC). The service was mostly in Maori, the traditional language of the Cooks. The local patrons were dressed in their finest – with women in colorful flower-patterned dresses and traditional straw hats; the men in flowered shirts. The pews and beams and pulpit are made of a warm reddish medium wood, while the walls are a white stucco and the ceiling painted an aquamarine green – the kind popular in the sixties. Though it seemed an odd color in and of itself, it worked in this church with its simple stained-glass windows. Those sitting in the center section were clearly the most serious of church goers. They stood up first for songs, sang the loudest, and sat down last. They were also the best dressed. Those on the lower section’s outer seats seemed the second tier of church goers. Maybe they had not arrived quite in time to claim the middle seats for the day, but they were still dressed in their colorful finest and sang the hymns with vigor.





Nowadays the Historical Park is peaceful. The wall of the compound is all that still exists from traditional times beside white sand, a glittering sea, and reconstructed straw huts. In one large boat house, an old native Hawaiian carves the traditional totem or Ki’i that guard the entrance to the landing lagoon reserved only for ali’i, and the site of some reconstruction, from evil spirits. In the small lagoon a sea turtle swam around, another basked in the sun.


As we bid Sharifa farewell at the airport, I made a reservation for my own rental car the next day. This was a big deal for me as I could not recall the last time I had driven a car. The Kona hostel, located in a residential area, was not easy to find because there was not a sign at all. The manager had a weird laugh after just about everything he said. He was young, around 30 years of age, and although he laughed, he did not seem pleasant. Carmen immediately told me in the room she did not want to stay there another night. I also felt bad karma from that guy. The hostel was new and clean, but the guy made the whole thing feel like an episode of the Twilight Zone. Carmen and I walked down to the supermarket to get fixings for dinner and spent an early evening in the hostel reading, showering, watching tv, and eating.

We dropped them in the center of Otjiwarongo and then headed southwest. This road too was paved and in good shape, but I had miscalculated the distance and it took us an hour longer than expected. As we approached the coast the green scrubs gave way to desert, and a fog descended, the clouds swallowing up the blue sky.


There was so much more to do in Swakopmund I was reluctant to leave, but we were heading south-east, back inland, to the Namib-Naukluft Desert, the oldest desert in the world.
Miles and miles of sandy gravel — stunning vistas but with few, if any, signs of civilization. No houses, no gas stations, and almost no other cars. It was exhilarating and also a wee bit scary. This is where I was especially worried that I would blow a tire, run out of gas (although I had filled up before leaving Walvis Bay), or have some other car trouble, like run into an oryx that suddenly jumped out in front of me. I had a long, long time to think, to daydream, and also come up with crazy stranded by the side of the road scenarios. There were enough cars that should something happen someone would likely be along in about an hour, and we had plenty of water, but not something I wanted to experience with C on vacation (or ever).
At long last we arrived at the town of Solitaire. Well, town might be a bit of a stretch. Solitaire is a gas station, bakery, lodge, cafe, general store, and mechanics at a t-junction, the only stop between the coast at Walvis Bay and the dunes at Sossusvlei. The population is probably less than 100 souls. The sandy yard around the settlement is littered with colorful and photogenic old rusting cars. We stayed at the Solitaire Desert Farm seven kilometers away, down a sandy track towards some rocky red hills, that at sunset burned crimson. The evening was still, with the exception of what I guess were jackals yipping playfully somewhere near our lodge.



We then crossed the street to the Parliament building, built orginally as the headquarters for the German colonial administrative offices, and its gardens. We then headed a short way up the road, at the corner of Robert Mugabe Avenue and Fidel Castro Street, to the Independence Memorial Museum. The building is jarring. Modern, yes, but also leaning on eyesore. No surprise then that it was built by a North Korean firm in the socialist-realist style. The bronze statue of Namibia’s first President was also made by North Korea. Behind the museum we ended the tour in the currently closed Alte Feste, once the headquarters of the imperial German military, in front of which stands the Genocide statue (also gifted by North Korea) representing the brutal extermination and punishment of Herero and Namaqua people during the 1904-1907 Namibia-German war, and how the indigenous people of Namibia overcame repression. We left the tour there and headed to the museum, which while informative, most certainly had that same socialist-realist vibe. We swung by the kudu statue and then headed back to the hotel.
The following day it was time to begin our Namibia road trip. Now, back in Malawi, having finished the Namibian vacation, knowing we survived the drives is so different from before it began. Back when I was planning the trip I thought most about doing the driving. I wanted the freedom driving ourselves would bring. C and I have gone on a few day group bus trips. They have been convenient and sometimes fun. But there have been those, like the one to the Cape of Good Hope, where we were too much at the mercy of other tourists who had their own agenda at the expense of everyone else. I did not want to do that for a whole trip. Yet I am a single parent, who has limited (my diplomatic way of saying non-existent) car repair skills, traveling with a 7-year old long distances in a country I have never been to. I have traveled to many places, I am intrepid, but honestly, the driving had me a tad worried.
Heading north from Windhoek toward Etosha National Park though, I had nothing to worry about. It was a long four hour drive but on the most beautifully tarred road. There was not much to see along the way, a few times we saw warthogs and baboons, but mostly miles and miles of green shrubs, every once in awhile a town that we could drive through in minutes.

Our Lilongwe weekend included a visit to another grocery store (wow), a stop at the Woodlands Farmers Market, held on the last Saturday of the month, and a lunch at the lovely Kumbali Country Lodge, where Madonna stays whenever she is in Malawi.


Following breakfast on our second day we took an hour guided walk. We strolled from the Huntingdon gardens on to the red-orange dirt road fenced in on both sides by the bright green hedges of tea. Then we turned and waded through it uphill heading to the taller shrubs of coffee. The blindingly azure sky against the emerald green tea took my breath away.



For our second getaway over the three-day President’s Day weekend, we headed east and north to the Nkhotakota Wildlife Reserve, a new destination for C and I. Google maps told me the drive would take approximately four hours — three to Nkhotakota town, then an additional hour to the park entrance and through the park to our lodge. But Google maps does not account for Malawian roads. Turning north from Salima the road initially was better, but soon grew worse. There were many potholes, pedestrians, single lane bridges, and construction work to Nkhotakota town. Eight kilometers later we turned on to an “earthen” road for another eight kilometers to the entrance were we were met by a safari jeep from the lodge. Although I drive a SUV, the lodge suggested I arrange transport to and from the park gate to the lodge due to the rainy season effects on the park’s dirt roads. To drive the 18 kilometers (11 miles) over the rutted, undulating earth took 45 minutes. So all told from door to door took 5 1/2 hours.









